singsongstardust:

bitchycode:

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

Literally

lagonegirl:

me: i really need to talk this out with someone 

my anxiety: ur coming off needy. isolate urself and handle it. all u need is U!

theduchessunseen:

annalightwood:

tearlessrain:

2018 has lasted four years yet october lasted a week and november has disengaged from linear time entirely

#january-march was 4 years ago // april was normal i think // may was a week ago // june 1st was a year ago#summer in general was the vague concept of exsistence that lasted anywhere between 13-18 weeks#october was at least a week and a half // November?? tried her best but sister only lasted two days this year#today is already yesterday#2018#edit: i completely forgot september existed which honestly says a lot (via @steebucks)

Originally posted by meet-me-onthe-equinox

slavery:

Girl: *looks at my dickprint through shorts* “your dick is little huh?”

Me:

iamwizz:

xelamanrique318:

Destiny’s Child: ladies leave ya man at home. the club is full of ballers and they pockets full grown.

5 year old me:

aidashakur:

“Matured women don’t have a problem with a broke man, they have a problem with a man that is comfortable with being broke.”